Isis and Isaac Valentine lead a Kisshui workshop, the ancient art of preparing for the kiss. Isis takes an interest in her student Derek, a handsome Southerner with a kissing problem. Meanwhile her husband invites his infomercial assistant to stay at their home and assist him when the popularity of Kisshui begins to explode.The Kisshui guru arrives from India just as Derek's concerned parents hire a detective to find out if Kisshui is really all it's cracked up to be.