Jane Jensen
饰：Juliet Capulet
威尔·基南
Will Keenan
饰：Tromeo Que
Valentine Miele
饰：Murray Martini
Maximillian Shaun
饰：Cappy Capulet
Steve Gibbons
饰：London Arbuckle
肖恩·古恩
Sean Gunn
饰：Sammy Capulet
戴比·露珍
Debbie Rochon
饰：Ness
Lemmy
饰：Narrator
史蒂芬·布莱克哈特
Stephen Blackehart
饰：Benny Que
Flip Brown
饰：Father Lawrence
Patrick Connor
饰：Tyrone Capulet
Earl McKoy
饰：Monty Que
Gene Terinoni
Gene Terinoni
饰：Detective Ernie Scalus
Wendy Adams
Wendy Adams
饰：Ingrid Capulet
Tamara Craig Thomas
Tamara Craig Thomas
饰：Georgie Capulet
Antonia Lurie
饰：Brittany
Jacqueline Tavarez
饰：Rosy
Steve Loniewski
饰：Harry
John Fiske
饰：Vic
Garon Peterson
饰：Fu Chang
蒂凡妮·谢皮斯
Tiffany Shepis
饰：Peter
Joe Fleishaker
饰：1-900-HOT-HUNK
Peter James Kelsch
饰：Bluto Fitzgibbon
Manon Kelley
饰：CD Rom Woman
Joseph Anthony
饰：Fabio Lookalike (Penis Monster Dude)
Caroline Smith
饰：Pauline
Steve Roberts
饰：Fellow with Disgusting Larva
Liz Ip
饰：Girl in Opium Den
Kathleen Warner
饰：Found a peanut mother
Brian Stefanovic
饰：Found a peanut kid
Marko Stefanovic
饰：Found a peanut kid
Craig Adams
饰：Guy Who Says It Will Take Him Only Two Minutes to Have Sex
Charis Michaelson
Charis Michaelson
饰：Blind Chick, Vision Impaired Girl, Woman that can't see, Person
Merle Allin
饰：Biker Dude
Neil Ruddy
饰：Nice Man Hit by Car!!!
Lauren Danielle Gold
饰：Cissy
Karl Unger Jr.
饰：Carl
Ralph Villela
饰：Guy Who Says 'You got to work hard to get ahead in life' and The
Lisbeth Kaufman
饰：Mutant Kid 1
Charlotte Kaufman
饰：Mutant Kid 2
Evan Roberts
饰：Boy Dancing in Field with Father Lawrence
Giovanni Giaconi
饰：Giovanni
Brian McCarey
饰：Guy Who Got Pissed Off Sitting Around to Do a Nude Scene All Day
David Bertolino
饰：Guy Spitting Water 1
Brian Fox
饰：Bill Shakespeare
Ami James
饰：Man outside Axis Body Piercing (uncredited)
罗恩·杰里米·海埃特
Ron Jeremy
饰：Tromaville Citizen (uncredited)
Roy Mayorga
饰：Thorn (Band) (uncredited)
Purple Pam Shelby
饰：Slut (uncredited)
Tamara Marie Watson
饰：Georgie Capulet
詹姆斯·古恩
James Gunn
饰：Found a peanut father
洛伊德·考夫曼
Lloyd Kaufman
饰：Shocked Onlooker
Jason Green
饰：Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
Jane Jensen
哈里斯·米切尔森
Charis Michelsen
饰：Person of the Female Persuasion with Very Good Hearing,(as Charis Michelson)
Kathleen Warner Yeates
饰：Found a Peanut Mother,(as Kathleen Warner)